AO: BearCountry

When: 11/24/2021

PAX:

Number of Pax: 9

Pax Names: Bing, Cash Flow, Dirt Bike, Dr Feel Good, Dreamliner, Gator, Hedge Fund, Hummer, Sugar Weasel,

Number of FNGS: 0

FNG Names:

QIC: Gator


The BackBlast:

Conditions – C.O.L.D.

F3 & Covid Disclosures – Sure

Warmarama – 20 SSH, 10 Imperial Walkers

The Thang – It’s nearing the end of the college football season and that can only mean one thing – head coaching changes! As the Athletic Director of their favorite school, PAX set off on an “extensive, nation-wide search” for their future, former coach.

4 jars, representing 4 states and containing an assortment of potential job offer outcomes, exercises, and hot leads, were placed in 4 different locations down Murderers’ Row at Bear Country. PAX began by drawing a card from the jar – “AH! He took an NFL position” gifted 15 burpees and a new lead at a different state (jar). Replace the card for the next poor sap trying to entice a potential hire to your alma mater. PAX were disappointed by lofty salary requirements, declinations, ghosting, recruiting violations, and natural disasters! Rinse and repeat until time limit, but watch out for the evil Nick Saban snatching up your lead and adding him to his staff before you even get a chance!

Mary – Nick Saban’s shenanigans resulted in ample Alabama Prom Dates throughout the workout. Mary not required.

COT – James 4:14 “Yet you do not know what tomorrow will bring. What is your life? For you are a mist that appears for a little time and then vanishes.”

How quick is the fall from grace for many of today’s coaches. Stay humble and invest your time and efforts appropriately, because jobs come and go in the blink of an eye. Don’t let a professional setback discourage or sideline you – pick yourself up and keep going.

Plan and deliver a “home run” prayer at Thanksgiving Dinner. Be the spiritual leaders in your respective homes and groups.

Moleskin – Nick Saban has disrupted the college football system, and his evil overreach extended to PAX searching for a head coach. The “Lunge Walk of Shame” from Ohio to Louisiana proved most difficult.

Monkey Humpers and Alabama Prom Dates were present, but lacked the appropriate level of awkwardness without Funny Car.

Announcements – Convergence Thanksgiving Day @ Blackwater location (0700). No other AOs that day.

Santa Shuffle 5k Dec 12

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