Archives: Christmas Sterotypes (VB Week 3/3)

  • When:¬†20171223
  • QIC:¬†Dreamliner
  • The PAX: Funny Car, Seaworm, SpaceMonkey, Bachelor Pad, Deflator, Whirly (DR Winston-Salem, NC), Triple Option, Free Fall, Gandalf, McGruff, Sunshine, Scully, Tow Rope, Cowboy, Crusader (FNG), Dreamliner
  • Strong showing at #StinkHill two days before Christmas, 16 PAX (1 FNG). Plenty of mumble chatter and material for the moleskin section. The theme of the workout was Christmas Sterotypes (see video below).Here is went down at the finale of YHC’s inadvertent Virginia Beach Week (Q #3 or 3).

    The Thang
    30 side straddle hops – In cadence (IC)
    15 Don Quixote’s – IC
    15 mountain climbers – IC
    15 merkins – IC

    Mosey to top of StinkHill and retrieve coupons (rocks).

    Name Game: “Borrowed” from McGruff’s, Mentos’s, and YHC’s GoRuck event. In plank, 1st PAX announces name, 2nd PAX repeats 1st PAX name and announces his name. Continue around circle until last PAX has to remember all 16 names. If correct reciting of names, 5 merkins. If incorrect, 10 burpees. The burpees actually provided an unintended break from the plank.

    Identify your and your spouse or best friend’s Christmas stereotype and the associated exercise (see below). AMRAP of 20 reps of 1st exercise at top of hill, run to lip of hill, 10 merkins, crawl bear to bottom of hill, 20 reps of 2nd exercise, bear crawl to lip, 10 merkins, run to top of hill. 12 minutes.

    Early Riser: Curls
    Matching PJ Potrait: Good Mornings
    Duplicate Dave: Merkin
    Slow Openers: Abe Vigodas
    Chaos Openers: Don Quioxte’s
    Some Assembly Required: Body Builders
    Present Peeker: Burpees
    Trash Dad: Squats
    Last Minute Shopper: Mountain Climbers
    Gift Card Guy: Goblet Squats
    Surprise Puppy: Fire Hydrants
    Transition Year: Curl to Press
    Pocket Knife Situation: Scissor Kicks
    Game Night: Thrusters
    No Name Tag: Shoulder Presses
    Tree Police: Jump Squats
    Mr. Treat Yourself: Carolina Dry Docks
    Over the Top Christmas Lights: Star Jacks
    Pintrest Cookie Fail: Plank Jacks

    Jingle Bell Run: Courtesy of Deflator. Similar to an Indian Run but back PAX sings Christmas carol on way to front of line. YHC added 5 penalty burpees for not singing or any repeats.

    Christmas Sterotypes Rock Olympics: Repeat all exercises x20. PAX of each stereotype leads the exercise in the middle of the circle.

    Mosey to shovel flags.

    Circle of Trust:
    Christmas story: Luke 2:1-7 (ESV) “1 In those days a decree went out from Caesar Augustus that all the world should be registered. 2 This was the first registration when[a] Quirinius was governor of Syria. 3 And all went to be registered, each to his own town. 4 And Joseph also went up from Galilee, from the town of Nazareth, to Judea, to the city of David, which is called Bethlehem, because he was of the house and lineage of David, 5 to be registered with Mary, his betrothed,[b] who was with child. 6 And while they were there, the time came for her to give birth. 7 And she gave birth to her firstborn son and wrapped him in swaddling cloths and laid him in a manger, because there was no place for them in the inn.”
    Ball of Man

    Naked-Man-Moleskin (NMM):
    F3 Hampton Roads has a lot of “Early Risers” (no surprise there).

    Star Jacks and Sunshine are a must see for all PAX.

    Triple Option is loud and proud when singing Christmas carols.

    YHC is late on this backblast. No excuse.

    Apr. 20-21: Colonial200 relay race.

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