Announcing the first of many Priorities’ Pointless Periodic Priority (Quad P)! This month’s priority challenge will be Merkins! Since our fledgling group only offers you 3 opportunities a week to post to an AO, you can now get in your DRP all day every day! Posting to #BearCountry tomorrow? Count your Merkins! Have a half hour at lunch? Bust out some Merkins! 2.0 woke you up in the middle of the night? Throw them (gently) on your back and rock them back to sleep with some good old fashion Merkins! I’m doing Merkins in my cubicle right now!
Just put your name up on the spreadsheet linked below and update it daily after you get your Merkins on. (It’s a spreadsheet. Just fill it out.) The goal is 100 per day. Winner gets the complete and total satisfaction of knowing that they are better than YOU (at remembering to do Merkins each day)… Each PAX to complete the challenge with 3100 total Merkins for the month gets a shiny gold star in their corporate file and possibly an F3 sticker. Maybe we can throw in free shipping from the F3 store on all orders over $75. We’ll see what our accounting department says we have the funds for.
All Merkins of any form will count, for instance, when Dreamliner makes us do 11s of Derkins, those count. Keep in mind a 4 count Merkin counts as one. When YHC Qs in two weeks at #stinkhill and we do 8, 10 or 20 count Merkins? Counts as 1. For other unwritten rules, be sure to refer to the F3RVA Podcast 6.
Good luck Fellas and may the best Merkiner win.